The Grogalizer is your key to unlocking the power of Beachbum Berry's tropical Tiki drink recipe books. How many times have you thumbed through them looking for a drink you can make with what is in your bar? Wondered if a recipe is good? Looked for something you never made before? Let The Grogalizer figure all that out for you!
Enter your ingredients on hand and see what you can make. Grade the drinks you try and track your progress through the books. See other people's notes on the recipes to get tips for better cocktails. Grade the recipe to help you and others decide what to make next time.
The Grogalizer is a time saver and a luau party planner.
Also included in the recipes are the Tiki Central Drink Contest winners, Basement Kahuna's secret recipes and other treasures (see the recipe comments for instructions). You'll also find resources for buying hard to find ingredients.
This is the Tiki Bar's best friend, and the Tiki barman (or woman)!
The Jigger Creed
This is my jigger. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My jigger is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My jigger, without me, is useless. Without my jigger, I am useless. I must measure my jigger true. I must pour straighter than the competition who are trying to put me out of business. I must put him out of business before he puts me out of business. I WILL...
My jigger and myself know that what counts in this Tiki bar is not the aloha shirt we wear, the noise of our Martin Denny, nor the hell we raise. We know that it is the drinks that count. WE WILL DRINK...
My jigger is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its measuring lines, its accessories, it's spout and it's capacity. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my jigger clean and ready. We will become part of each other. WE WILL...
Before God, I swear this creed. My jigger and myself are the defenders of my Tiki bar. We are the masters of our competition. WE ARE THE SAVIORS OF POOR SCHMO'S EVERYWHERE WHO HAVE NEVER TASTED A GOOD DRINK.
So be it, until victory is Tiki's and there are no bad drinks, but pure, unadulterated tropical hedonism.
Viva La Rum Revolution!
HUKILAU
Enter your ingredients on hand and see what you can make. Grade the drinks you try and track your progress through the books. See other people's notes on the recipes to get tips for better cocktails. Grade the recipe to help you and others decide what to make next time.
The Grogalizer is a time saver and a luau party planner.
Also included in the recipes are the Tiki Central Drink Contest winners, Basement Kahuna's secret recipes and other treasures (see the recipe comments for instructions). You'll also find resources for buying hard to find ingredients.
This is the Tiki Bar's best friend, and the Tiki barman (or woman)!
The Jigger Creed
This is my jigger. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My jigger is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My jigger, without me, is useless. Without my jigger, I am useless. I must measure my jigger true. I must pour straighter than the competition who are trying to put me out of business. I must put him out of business before he puts me out of business. I WILL...
My jigger and myself know that what counts in this Tiki bar is not the aloha shirt we wear, the noise of our Martin Denny, nor the hell we raise. We know that it is the drinks that count. WE WILL DRINK...
My jigger is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its measuring lines, its accessories, it's spout and it's capacity. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my jigger clean and ready. We will become part of each other. WE WILL...
Before God, I swear this creed. My jigger and myself are the defenders of my Tiki bar. We are the masters of our competition. WE ARE THE SAVIORS OF POOR SCHMO'S EVERYWHERE WHO HAVE NEVER TASTED A GOOD DRINK.
So be it, until victory is Tiki's and there are no bad drinks, but pure, unadulterated tropical hedonism.
Viva La Rum Revolution!
HUKILAU
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